Meetings: Adjourned Prophets and Fortune Cookies

Our adjourned prophets have foreseen the following:

• World domination by cats
• Global pizza shortages
• The end of the world (but not in the next meeting)

Meet Our Prophets

Our adjourned fortune cookies have revealed the following secrets:

• You will soon be fired
• Don't wear the socks with sandals
• The meaning of life is 42.7

Crack open Our Fortune Cookies